I should note that this entry, or lack of it, is from the Second Edition, when the Third Edition is published it will have a slightly updated entry, giving nannicock a definition. The meaning from the new edition is: As a term of contempt: a young woman; (more generally) a fool. They still have no real idea of the etymology. Although they do have a second quote, from 1935 this time: Was it well done to entrust my borders to this nannicock, for Zayana to make use of as the monkey do the cat's foot?" (For those of you as uneducated as myself the monkey/cat's foot reference comes from an old proverb in which a monkey tricks a cat into retrieving chestnuts from a fire. The monkey got his chestnuts, the cat got a burnt paw. I can only suppose that this fable was the inspiration for Sir Edwin Landseer's The Cat's Paw. Google knows everything.)
Somehow I'd managed to miss this email until today. To rectify this oversight, I have now made it part of my life's mission to reintroduce the, frankly excellent, word into common usage. Although I have to say I think we can do rather better than the draft definition in the OED. Without further ado here are my humble suggestions:
- A fool: A man who is so feeble of mind that he employs a woman a nanny to keep him informed as to the location of his penis.
- An inanimate bird watcher: a bird watcher who indulges in the sport of watching inanimate birds, i.e. stuffed birds, bird statues and weathercocks. In recent use it has been extended to include all those people who indulge in pointless, trivial pastimes.
- An ineffectual man: a man who spends so much time playing with his penis, that he has no time to attend to anything else.
- A daydreamer: one whose mind is as flighty as a female bird.
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