I just received an email with the subject "Get antidepressants and weight-loss pills here". As I was wiping the tears from my chubby cheeks, I thought isn't this all a bit too personal?
That really is all I have to say. Some cheap, not very funny joke. I'm almost disappointed with myself. But fortunately I've drunk far too many beers for any sense of appropriateness or relevance at this time in the evening.
Oh! I remember, I should probably mention that the sheep may well be cows. (I would give this comment some context, but sadly that would probably take away from its pointlessness. And at the moment I appreciate the lack of pointy.)