Monday, February 20, 2006

Featuring my eye an ear bud

So, I'm sick. And to be perfectly frank I don't like that. In fact if I'm honest about the situation I'm one of those typical males who when they're ill get all miserable and make the world generally an unpleasant place to be. In my defence though, this has been the first time in my life that I have been so ill that snot has started coming out through my eyes. Yes, through my eyes. And yes I'm not happy about it. Any time that you have to take an ear bud to remove mucus from for eyeball it is a bad thing. A very bad thing. It is certainly not something that I want to be repeating any time in the near future.

Grrrgh. 'Tis not fun to have snot dripping from your eye when you are trying to go to sleep. Really it isn't. Honest. I'm not lying.



M said...

Hope you are better soon.

Anonymous said...

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Ryan said...

That is fantastic. And it has cheered me up enormously.

I love the fact that even though the words are distributed alphabetically on the 'shirt' they still seem to form little sentences.
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fucking girl good
guy half high
like little love
one page people
right ryan shop
think thought three