"This is an attempt to say, 'Look, there's a great story here - let's get into it and let's not get put off by the things that are going to be the sub-plot. Let's give you the big plot'."
And now for Ryan's ten word bible:
"Jesus good. Up the bottom bad. Give us your money."
It's just possible that I've watched too many of the crazy evangelicals you get on Columbus TV.